sandy carouth

Men are like waffles, while women are like spaghetti.
Our feelings spill out and rain down like confetti!
Men can’t understand us—try as they may…
They spend their whole lives in search of a way.

But the complex creature, known as the female,
Bats an average of 10, on a 1-10 scale!
She’s clearly high class; top of the line.
The male species ne’re saw anything so fine!

Opposites attract, or so they say;
None of that’s changed from the very first day.
A man and a woman—a woman and a man,
Go together, for sure, in God’s perfect plan.

You can’t live without me, nor I without you…
So let’s just fuse together and stick like glue!
We’ll iron out the wrinkles, and mend all the hurts—
Skip over the clouds and bright sunshine insert.

Still, we’re separate, quite different; apart it seems,
Yet our vision is set upon the same dreams.
So we’ll entwine our lives, and thus our hearts,
Vowing from this day never to part!

Now please be patient when I corner you,
Rambling on and on, when you don’t have a clue.
As time goes on, you’ll figure things out,
And we’ll live happily ever after, without a doubt!